i become a serious safety hazard when someone tickles me i cannot control what my body does
This is my girlfriend
no im not
YOU’VE GONE TOO FAR
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself."
- Josh Billings
Gumball just blew a dude in a bathroom
macarons, tea, and white sheets
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.