a post where I explain with images how foxes are the best thing ever, and how if you disagree you are obviously wrong

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i seriously just had the thought “i wonder if I could rush from the computer to the top of the fridge to squat in the 3 seconds photobooth gives me”


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when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’

everyone lost their shit and i got second place

If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something

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god bless sdcc

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Was just scrolling through Instagram and I saw the first comment


Was just scrolling through Instagram and I saw the first comment

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don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me 

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you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

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salazar: hey everyone just wanted your opinion on something
helga: shoot
salazar: okay what if we get giant versions of our house symbols
rowena: what
salazar: like godric would have a giant lion chilling out somewhere and rowena would have a big canary
rowena: its an eagle
salazar: okay whatever
godric: i dont think uh
salazar: it cant be too hard to find a huge badger
godric: okay dude no this is ridiculous absolutely no giant house symbols
salazar: oh um okay because i kind of uh
helga: what did you do
salazar: NOTHING
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My cat guarding her first and only baby


My cat guarding her first and only baby


An appropriate response

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